Tall skinny white guys with long hair, fat guys in a suit, eyeliner, black nail polish, drain pipes, asians. #TurnOns

Old freecreditreport.com band > New one.

@KaggyFriggle doesnt have periods. Periods have Kaggy.

Farting o.O

"Ill put three holes in yo head like a bowling ball big boy" XDDD

Blow nose in towel after shower #FoulKaggyFriggle

"When a game is good you might even skip a meal or two. Or three." Im living this quote right now

Its weird. Ive been missing the full sim experience all this time xD its so fast!

I better not miss #drwho...

HAI NICK ITS JAS!

Ugh...i've had enough

Said i wasnt gonna eat for the rest of the day, then mum brings me a hershey bar -_-

Sims is just paused on my comp cause it was so slow :/

Katara got kicked around like a bitch. #lastairbender

Shopped at Hottopic *All by my self* :D

Watched #LastAirbender. Cool. Got ditched. Uncool. Random little girl talking to me. #awkward

Fuckin itunes

Watching Rugrats in Paris :3

Why are 2 of the judges on Americas Got Talent British?

@Lord_DAWKNESS says hes half homo

GameStop should sell gaming PCs.

Now i won at spider solitare.. I think i created a black hole

Omg i won at solitaire...

This snes game is about 2 diabetic elephants who can fly like fucking dumbo and squirt water out their nose to attack #WTF

This is the most stupidest game ive ever played

I hope y'all remember when I asked you if I could live in your basement/attic/guestroom i was serious.

Im one of those people who can sit through a horror film and do nothing but scream when the toast pops out the toaster.

My pokewalker is MAJORLY scratched. #WTF

@aots Its raining and my cable went out. come back to me! D: #aots

Where are the decendants of the kids from that guy who had like 100 children way back when? O.o

Dog did a shit in the shape of a penis.

I remember this one guy who spelled nintendo "neintendoe" #wtf

What looks better: Saggy balls or saggy tits?

Fml.

Nooo D: i hate it

@aots can i order my pizza with #epicapril on top?

I think i accidently got my first smoke D:

Pissed off to the highest pisstivity!

I have more VHS' than DVDs.

Its 420, bitches!

Jumping round the house pretending to be Matt Smiths doctor companion climbed sink knocked over soap dispencer broke it :D

I thought i was gonna dislike Matt Smith. But after one episode, i love him :D

Ugh. Why does life have to be so pointless and boring.

Doctor Who baby!

**Casey James moves away from the mic to breathe in. #idol

I have no way of seeing peoples tweets D: my phone and computer dont work. I wont know if @noelfielding11 tweets! D:

So my computer officially broke. Tweets only from my phone now. :(

I want exp. Share.

YOU ARE THE FATHER. New obsession: Maury.

Someone send me the thing of the girl

Thinking of cutting my hair to my shoulders. Suggestions?

Watched sesame street and it was brought to you by the number 16 xD

Yeah, my mom would put me in a bad mood first thing in the morning on my birthday.

Spilled my juice on a towel xD

Phone tweet

Remembering the past

So?

Test

Blood

CALL MY DAMN NAME ALREADY

I try not being a bitch by being one.

Lmao @ this adorable kid doing MJ moves XD

Omg this black chick next to me is chewing gum like a horse

My mom always talks about people. Its so fucking annoying

Ugh i really fucked up my scheduele now

Ugh im so paranoid. I feel as if someone in lunch is about to throw my plate in my face

Global warming is a lie

Paint 3 seems cool XD

There my mom goes again...

School is making me go batfuck crazy

Txting your bf? Yeah. but you said you were a virgin. I am. You Know what a boyfriend is, Someone you have sex with. wtfxD

Youre such an idiot D: which is only worstened by me T_T

Just won an arguement xD feels so good. Havent been in one that good in a while xD

Any timetravellers, aliens, esperers, etc. Who would like to have a human tag along, Tweeet meeee

Flat ironing. With a long sleeved shirt this time.

Feeling the begining of a cold..

My fav blanky has old chocolate milk, nail polish and bbq sause stains on it.

My imaginary friends keep me company

Foots alseep

Mmmm mango juice...

Playing sims

@Lord_DAWKNESS is just jealous that my guitar is far superior to his Gey trrumpet

Their is about 100+ kids in the autotorium(sp) who are late. The line goes halfway around the room. xD

Sorry?

Ugh, i didnt eat dinner last night

Ask dis fool fo a pencil n he got a perfectly good lead pencil in his bag and he finna give me a damn drawing pencil

My pen made me hungry

Mmm vanilla shake

She meant to say american pie, but said apple pie XDD

So happy i have 135 today

Sometimes when i pwn you, i feel bad for you and pretend it didnt happen. Remember that.

R.I.P Doctor David. Hopefully this new doctor can live up to David Tennant...

Tired...

...Burned shoulder with flat iron...x.x ow