@Lord_DAWKNESS Google chihuahua maltese puppy

Hollllllleah Sheat. Thats it. I am deffinantly not going to being living in Florida in my adulthood. This place is shitt

Guess who's getting internet in 2-3 business days. 8D

ai wan gowe sumwhea but eriwan bean gai

I look so hawt but no where to gowe. :c

Are my tweets going through or are y'all being desu's?

I HAS CABLE! WE SHALL DO REJOICINGZ!

Oh yeaah. So fucking awkward. "Did you know Jasmines a flower?" yes I doo now please gimmie cable go awayyy

-Sings- its so awkward when you're pretty & you go to get cable and the jamacain tech flirts with you

Could I pull off an arm tattoo or two or even full sleeves? I fear they would look bad on me e.e

T-Bones voice from Clifford the Big Red Dog is Kel from Kenan and Kel. T-BONE LOVES ORANGE SODA.

Where should I go to get my laptop fixed? D:

R.I.P Controller 2s' port on my PS2

@DamnItChristian BU DUM TSS

@Lord_DAWKNESS Jelly

YOU DONT BE KNOWIN' YER BEAUTIFUL

@Lord_DAWKNESS I'm just a better friend, bro.

Thank you to @metalducky15 for getting on the sticky movie theater floor to find my wallet when it was in Pablo all along.

"I want to be a pet groomer." "A vet?" "NO BITCH. YOU HEARD ME."